Doctor Doctor Jokes

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doctor jokes

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a yo-yo.

Doctor: How are you feeling?

Patient: Oh up and down.



Patient: Doctor, Doctor I have a head that feels like a strawberry.

Doctor: I'll just get some cream for that!

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel run down

Doctor: You should be more careful crossing the road then.



Patient: Doctor, Doctor I get a pain in the eye every time I drink hot chocolate!

Doctor: Then take the spoon out of the mug before you drink it

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor I feel like a window!

Doctor: Where's the pain?